Yo, I'm jus' sayin' - know whad I mean

Ok So I am in the restaurant this evening waiting for my food. This young guy walks in who looks to be about 20 years old. Now I only wish I had a video camera to show you what I am about to describe. He has his pants belted up tight below his butt. He has No tattoos. No Piercings, but does have extremely pale skin, freckles and a face that looked like it belonged to a 5 year old. He swaggered with a low strut that I suppose was portraying the idea that he is tough. Instead it looked like it was right from the Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks. Here is the best part. His shirt was a GIRLS Lime green baseball jersey with matching lime green baseball hat That was about 2 sizes too big for his head. He wore it OVER the tips of his ears with the bill to the front. I wondered what was going on in the space in his head that made him suddenly decide that this look is not quite right, thus, for no apparant reason, he took off his cap and placed it precariously askew on the side of his head with the bill to the side like a real "gangsta". Yes! That was the look that instilled fear in the patrons of this establishment.